MUNGO MacCALLUM. Honorary doctorate for John Howard.

 

Let me join in the chorus deploring the honorary doctorate conferred on John Howard by Sydney University.

And it’s not because I’m a Howard hater per se – although there was plenty to detest about the policies of our 25th Prime Minister. Iraq, Tampa, kids overboard, the Pacific Solution, the refusal to apologise to the stolen generations, the racist response to the Wik decision, WorkChoices, to name but a few; even the GST, that lazy and regressive boost to revenue while offering a sweetener of tax cuts for the wealthy.

Howard’s accolade was apparently for his action on instituting gun control after the Port Arthur massacre: this was a long needed and worthwhile policy, but it was not the courageous stand which is often lauded. While a rump of his own supporters disapproved, the overwhelming majority of the electorate was on his side.

However, let me make it clear that my current gripe is not with Howard the person, but the system – the pernicious process of handing out honorary degrees as if they are rewards for achievements which have absolutely nothing to do with academic excellence.

I had exactly the same reservation when one of my heroes, Gough Whitlam, grabbed similar glittering prizes. Such celebrations cheapen all the people involved, donors and recipients alike.

A doctorate is supposed to be a mark of scholarship, the result of years of research in a difficult and usually original problem, culminating in a lengthy and meticulous thesis which may well break new ground in its area. But these days the degree is all too often a rort, a scam.

It is frequently awarded to those who have done nothing to deserve it, but are suspected of being able to provide help and succour to the institution from which it provides them, either through prestige and support, or through hard cash. A hefty contribution is regarded as more than a fee for the ceremony that allows the lucky doctors to bedeck themselves in borrowed robes and parade through the ranks of those who have actually worked to secure their places.

Howard is, on his own admission, no more than a suburban solicitor; he has no outstanding qualifications in the law, or any other field of intellectual endeavour. He was an extremely successful politician, and has been handsomely recognised and recompensed for his real work.

To be given the latest bauble is as pointless and meaningless as was the gift to his idol, Robert Menzies, when the queen bestowed him the dubious honour of Warden of the Cinque Ports.

Politicians, financiers, philanthropists and other has beens should stick to their day job. And the universities, of all places, should not encourage them to indulge in pretending they are worthy of efforts they have never attained.

Disclosure: Some years ago a university (not Sydney) offered me an honorary doctorate, ostensibly for my work in journalism. I was not tempted: I am a writer, not a beauty queen.

Mungo MacCallum is a veteran journalist and was form any years, a member of the Canberra Press Gallery.

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One Response to MUNGO MacCALLUM. Honorary doctorate for John Howard.

  1. Jim KABLE says:

    Well said, Mungo. Offer them an Honorary Diploma – a ribbon to attach to a sash – and in fact downgrade all Hon PhDs already given out to that aforementioned status. That John “Children-Overboard” Dubya “un-Sorry” Howard should be given any honour at all causes me great upset – but that it is from my alma mater (among others from which he has already received similar) truly I find disappointing!

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