Now heres the weirdest thing about the way we handle policy with the neighbours:
Canberra politicians are proven fumblers and bumblers when dealing with big Muslim_-majority_ Indonesia. Yet at the Australian National University just a ten-minute bike ride across the lake are some of the worlds foremost experts, able to inform, advise and caution.
Instead we have policy on the run when Scott Morrison edged the idea that our embassy in Israel might shift 70 kilometres inland from the Mediterranean_. Unsurpisingly he was caught in the slips._
The PMs office has instant access not only to government think-tanks, but also leading academics. They speak slang garnered in kampongs while doing doctorates. They__ve savoured durians_, recite__d dawn prayers__, sweated through nights of wayang magic._ In brief they can feel the nations pulse.
Last century Cornell in the US_, and Leiden in the Netherlands__, were_ the specialists on the archipelago to our north. Now Melbourne University, Monash, the ANU and to a lesser extent Murdoch in Perth and Flinders in Adelaide have taken over.
Does no-one in Parliament House have scholars on speed dial? A quickie, mate … whaddya reckon? The boss might give Ambassador Chris Cannan a new pad in Jerusalem. Good idea or what?
Had the calls been made the profs would have been of one voice: Are you joking? Indonesians will go spare … they back Palestine all the way_. Youll blow the whole Free Trade Agreement_.